What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:56

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
Is there a specific time frame for therapists to tell their clients they are wrong?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”